Life in Technicolor XCIV

"I'm intimidated by the fear of being average." Taylor Swift

I have given in.  One Direction’s songs are very, very catchy.

  • guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
  • guys: ew fat chicks
Best friends since 3rd grade, now seniors.

Best friends since 3rd grade, now seniors.

The besties! We’re now seniors :)

The besties! We’re now seniors :)

My Thoughts While Grooming My Horse

  • Me: I swear this horse rolls in mud on purpose just to piss me off.
  • Me: How does one creature acquire so much dust?
  • Me: This brush sucks.
  • Me: I don't even know why I have it.
  • Me: I don't even know where it came from.
  • Me: Or why I continue to use it.
  • Me: I'm brushing this horse and the dust just goes right back on.
  • Me: [continues brushing watching dust]
  • Me: What the fuck did you roll in?
  • Me: Oh shut up the spray bottle does not hurt you.
  • Me: You're fine, god.
  • Me: Bitch don't you dare bite me.
  • Me: Hoof picks with brushes are so much better.
  • Me: I don't even know why they make the other ones.
  • Me: Is that thrush? Shit.
  • Me: Nevermind no it's not.
  • Me: ...
  • Me: You would have to shit right now.
  • Me: Thanks a lot, really.
  • Me: Okay this is not a show, good enough.